Simply Blessed

Just because I’m in that kind of silly mood right now…no matter how many times I’ve seen this pic over the years, it still cracks me up. I’m posting it just in case some of you haven’t ever seen it ;)
Why Men Should NEVER Wear Red Bike Shorts!

That picture makes me *snicker* like a [...]

Here we are again, it’s that time of the month. We have had a long relationship, but I need to clarify some things with you so this is why I am writing.
1) We are not friends, I know you will come to see me many more times, but please keep the visits short and to [...]

~Looked at your child’s public school supply list and wondered what the heck your taxes pay for? I have
~Had to go to the bathroom but held it till the absolute last moment because you were so into facebook and didn’t want to get up? I have
~Jumped for joy because Barney was coming on and [...]

First of all, I do not understand why you title the people standing at the door Greeters since they never greet me.  Is their only purpose to stand there and make sure nobody is shoplifting?  If so, then please change their title to “Shoplifter Police” because very few of them have ever looked my way, [...]

*That I’m a “real” redhead even though Ms. Clairol makes monthly visits to my home ;)
*That I’m a size 0 or 2 at the most… although I’m mostly a 6 and sometimes a 4 on my non-bloaty days.
*That I cook every night and do it in heels. Oh man does that one make me [...]