Tag Archive 'humor'

Dec 29 2009

‘Twas the Week After Christmas

Published by Michelle under Uncategorized

Twas The Week After Christmas
Twas the week after Christmas and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste.
All the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than [...]

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Sep 17 2009

Have YOU Ever? 4th edition

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~ wished cats could speak so they could tell you they don’t like the lid on the litter box instead of just pooping and peeing in random places so you get the point? I have…
~ stayed in your pajamas for several days in a row? I have…
~ been so addicted to Farmville on [...]

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Aug 09 2009

A Few Regrets

Published by Michelle under Uncategorized

Since I’ve given birth to five children in the past (almost) 18 years I have dealt with an endless string of sleepless nights, pediatrician visits, school open houses, sleepovers, etc. Now I have finally come to the realization that I have some apologies to make.
I need to start by apologizing to my body. [...]

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