Have you Ever…3rd edition!

~Looked at your child’s public school supply list and wondered what the heck your taxes pay for? I have

~Had to go to the bathroom but held it till the absolute last moment because you were so into facebook and didn’t want to get up? I have

~Jumped for joy because Barney was coming on and you knew you’d have at least 30 minutes of peace and quiet? I have

~Wanted to get your nose pierced? I have

~Let the little kids dump out all of the toy boxes on the floor to keep them busy just so you can blog? I have

~Un-friended your own Brother in Law on facebook because he deleted one of your comments? I have

~Gone several days without getting out of your bed clothes? I have

~Thought the end of a circumcised penis looks an awful lot like a fireman’s hat? I have

~Heard your 19 month old screaming “I pee there! I pee there!” and then find that she had taken her diaper off and peed on YOUR bed?  I have

~Gone to Moe’s for “free kids meal Wednesdays“, only to get there and find out it’s Thursday? I have

~Wondered why the heck you were getting all these weird looks at Walmart only to look down and notice your boobs have leaked milk and there are two large, wet circles where your nips are? I have

~Licked your thumb to clean your child’s face even though you said as a child you’d NEVER do that! I have

~Thanked God that your teenage son was spending the night with a friend because you know it means one night of no drama? I have

~Planned on putting your ex’s phone number instead of yours on all of your  teenage son’s school paperwork so that when he gets in trouble it’s not YOU they call? I have

So what about you… HAVE YOU EVER?

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